Lies around like the Queen of the verandah, note the back legs are not relaxed, she is ready to take off after one of the cats!

That damn rabbit is still here! Can you believe it????? Jill did advertise it on a bunny website, but the people who said they wanted him just did not fit the right criteria for having a stupid white deaf bunny!! Hey it is just a bunny............ why on earth would someone not be suitable??? I ask you... I think Jill is getting a bit too picky in finding this furball a home. He takes up so much of her time and I just get left behind. Actually Jill has no idea where I am at the moment!!!! Probably stuck in some drawer, crushed by papers and in the dark and the cold... in the Palace where she has not been into for some time. She has been very neglectful of her crafts for months now. She needs a good kick up the Butt.... and stop doing nothing... Can you believe it... she has started walking..... yep how silly is that and how silly are the dogs. Jill walks around and around and around the car park at the back of her place, three times and the stupid dogs follow her, sniffing about each time. What a waste of energy. AND......... she is doing of all things BELLY DANCING!!!!!!! hmpf hmpf lol..... LOL LOL... it must be hilarious, I will have to try and find my way out of the Palace to go see what silly things she does. Imagine trying to dance with her belly!!! It would shake around like a massive blob of over set jelly!!! hoooo haaaar, I am getting a bit hysterical here, it is just too funny and ugly for words. oh oh my tum hurts from laughing too much. OH OH NO, I have just hurt my back from rolling on the floor.......... help me .......... please..... come on Jill you have got to help me, I won't laugh at you any more, honestly I won't.... I promise.. (sneer) I won't really I won't...... chuckle......
Well it must be doing her some good as she is continuing on for another term. She says the exercises before and after are amazing and helping her with her aches and pains.
I reckon I would have aches and pains after all that exercise anyway!
She is eating differently too and seems to be losing a bit of weight and feeling a lot better mentally too!! Yeah she is real MENTAL...........
Can you believe it??? Jill has some friends!!!! FRIENDS, not just one but a few..... When her mum decided she was not going to England at the end of the year with Jill looking after her, a couple here must have felt sorry for her missing out on a holiday, mind you it would have been a very stressful holiday for her looking after her Mum... (she will be 89 at the end of this month). anyway they asked Jill if she would like to go to Hong Kong with them!! It is Clare's birthday and she decided she would like to go on a holiday for her birthday!!! So to cut a long story short she is off to Hong Kong with Clare and Peter on the 11th August! Hey maybe I can go too, I had better give Jill some hints as to where I am so she can find me and let me ride in her suitcase. At least she will not be able to take that white furry thing.
Oh yes speaking of white furry thing .. where was I? hmmmm oh yes trying to find him a home..... well in the end the place he was going to was not really the perfect spot that Jill had hoped for him, but she did not want to be drawn into his furry charm. On the day they were to take him down to Melbourne, he decided to give them a real chase to catch him! boy does he run fast, mind you he was only in the cats area, but did not want to be caught, because I whispered into his ear ... good bye and good riddance!!! wish I hadn't now as he is still here! YEP.. still here.....
Gerard said to Jill after they caught him. Maybe we won't take him down this time, after all he is not too much trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TROUBLE !! TROUBLE!!!!!! oh no.....
SO THEY WENT TO MELBOURNE THAT DAY WITHOUT HIM. I wanted to rip him apart, how dare he steal Gerard's heart, Jill was all ready to let him go...
Now 18months on we still have the "little darling" . Oh and guess what???? HE is a SHE!! of all things it is a girl all this time... No wonder the fur was getting more and more around his/her neck...
They took him/her to the vet to be de=sexed and the vet said it was a girl not a boy! Well maybe just maybe, I will not be so harsh on her from now on.
They took her to the vet three weeks ago and had her de=sexed and after a bit of touch and go, she survived the operation and is terrorising the cats and does not leave Millie the little dog alone, just wants to be groomed all the time! SO.............................................. I cannot believe I am going to tell you this......... While Jill is in Melbourne next week she is going to her daughter Kate's pet shop where she works and is having a look at some baby bunnies so Bunz can have a ..... wait for it!!!! a "HUSBUN".... Oh my goodness, lol lol a husbun....... have you ever heard of anything so silly? who knows what will happen. She could just get out and play with the Hare in the bush opposite our place if she wants company and what good is a husbun when you are de=sexed anyway?
Oh yes I forgot it is for the company as they say bunnies are a companion animal to each other and should have a friend. Looks like I will have to find myself a "ROGER RABBIT", so then all of the animals in this house hold are in pairs! 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 rabbits, 2 hoomins. All the more reason to go on holiday to find myself a friend. Yep that is what I will do, I will stow away in Jill's suitcase and keep an eye out for a "bunny daddy" to spend lavish gifts on me and look after me when I am old and cannot get around. Maybe we could have a huge yacht to sail around the lakes here and watch the dolphins swimming by. They have been around quite a bit lately and Jill gets all excited at seeing them swim by. Even though they are about 100yards from the waters edge she can spot them from the house through the windows. How lucky is she, well she thinks she is!!
Making the decision of having the verandah enclosed around the back of the house was the best solution, not only is it like an extra room, the winter sun, when it is out is just beautiful. This morning Jill did not want to get out of her chair, it was warmer on the verandah than inside the house. Makes her feel lazy though. Oh that reminds me, it is probably time to open the cat area door and let BUNZ out for her daily run. She is the worlds most spoilt bunny rabbit. Really she is. Things will have to change once I get out of this "Tin shed" and I will show her who is the boss. The only thing is I am a bit intimidated by her as she likes to eat paper and cardboard! MAYBE I WILL HAVE TO BE NICE TO HER.......
o.k. gotta go and help Jill get her stuff ready to go to Melbourne tomorrow, she is so lazy and disorganised getting stuff done here....
bye for now...
Ruby xxx
2 Comments:
At 2:34 pm,
Bridget Larsen said…
Hey...if you get rid of the rabbit what are you going to write about LOL
At 2:35 pm,
Bridget Larsen said…
ok so why cant I see your blog http://luvstamping.blogspot.com/
?????
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