Not sure what is happening here!!!!!
It has simply been months since I told you I was going to be in another swap, actually I have been in two swaps and Jill has not written a thing in here, I don't know why I bother with her sometimes, she is so unreliable!!!
At the moment while I sit in the spare bedroom typing away, Jill looks as if she has done a round of tennis!! Nup hang on a tic, if you know Jill, she cannot even run to save her life... chuckle chuckle. I will tell you a secret but you must not tell anyone. O.K?
Weeeell while Machele and my buddy Tamyka were here over Christmas, they consumed a humungous amount of chocolate, I had not better tell you how many FAMILY blocks of Cadbury's they shared, oh with Tamyka and of course Gerard too, but I bet Jill ate the most, not to mention Kate and Matt gave Jill some of those divine breath in....... hmmmm sniff sniff oh yes yes! the licorice sticks covered in chocolate, not just a few but a whole big container of them and I reckon she ate 80percent of them!!! What a guts, she did not even offer me not one little piece and I just adore chocolate, I could have eaten the crumbs of chocolate if there were any :(
but no sir reeeee. and what is more Jill found this absolutely faaaantastic recipe for glazed nuts. Ooooh just so moreish. the smell drove me crazy. She made up some batches for Christmas pressies and them made up some more while here with the girls, well Machele and Jill finished the first lot pretty quick smart and then Jill made some more and I won't tell you how much she did make 'cos I will not be allowed in the house any more!! But let me tell you this!!!! Gerard and I did not see any of them!! Not to mention the other boxes of ................ and ............... and ...........
That is it I am not telling you any more, I have told you too much already, quick where is that band aid???????
So where was I? Tennis?? oh yes, she is so unfit and sooo heavy - snigger... that she is sweating so much, her hair is dripping and all she has done is simply pick up some bits and pieces, clean up the bathroom and hey lets face it it is not that hard a job now is it???? Scrubbing the toilet on all fours, hey that is easy for me I get around on all fours anyway! Cleaning the shower, hey easy, I can jump to the top of the glass screen and then slide down with my fur to wash it and rinse it off! The recess? well I can use my big clumsy feet and practice skating in there that will clean it! I could then have a bath in the basin after I have used my fluffy tail to clean the mirror and tiles. Hey this sounds like fun! easy peasy.... Then vacuuming up all the hair and stuff, well I could use my nose to blow it all away, washing the floor is another thing, hmmm I could use ............ let me think here........ oh I know I could use my ears, they are long enough to make a good mop! See there it is all done! just like that!! Oh I had better be careful or Jill will make me do it all and I am not really that much of a domestic rabbit. Hey hang on I do use the litter tray and I don't eat the electrical cords any more, mainly 'cos they are covered up and I don't chew on that expensive pure wool dressing gown anymore that was hanging in the wardrobe. Do you know sometimes I would sneak into the wardrobe when no one was looking if the door was left open and boy what fun. So many long fabrics just hanging there waiting for me to rub my face and ears on and to have a nibble now and again, 'cos sometimes it is just fun to eat other stuff for a change. One time when no one was looking I found Kate's bedroom door had not been shut properly and with a little bit of brute force I managed to get it open and hop on her bed. Oooh it is sooo soft and such lovely bits of fabric were on it! Oh yes there were jeans, little tops, tshirts, undies etc and what a great time I had. I nibbled holes in some of her gorgeous new tops just where everyone could see them, her jeans too tasted just great and did I mention zips??? well they are the greatest for when you have a nagging tooth to grind your teeth on especially the plastic ones 'cos when you chew them they coil up and cannot be done up again!!! It was so much fun, I had such a great time in there, hey I was a good girl I did not pee on the bed!! I learnt not to do that after many scoldings. Or eat any of her cords lying around. But it is so nice and soft on the bed, I wanted to have a snooze but thought better of it as I had been in there long enough and did not want to get caught, luckily Kate was at school then and where Jill was? oh probably sleeping on the couch or playing silly games on the computer as usual!!! So out I went back the way I came through the now open slightly door, omg how am I going to pull it shut??? Hey what the heck now that I have had such a busy day I will wander off and have a sleep and by the time Kate gets home, hey I will be no where to be seen. Oh I hope I did not leave any pressies on the bed?? Now did I??? No no no of course not!
So you should have been a fly on the wall when Kate got home, boy was I in such huge huge huge trouble. I was locked out of her room totally for ages, she would not give me any nose rubs or play with me for ages. I tried to snuggle up to her but she pushed me away. Boy what it is like to feel like a poor dejected bunny turned away and put in the corner and locked out her room, it was the pits!
She got over it pretty quickly, well I thought she did, did not see her wearing any of the clothes that I had so carefully added my artistic touch to, don't know why not, I thought they were just the best designs I had done for a long time. A lot easier getting to them on the bed than stretching up in the wardrobe to reach those clothes that are a bit too high.
Well it looks like Jill has had enough rest and is on to round 2 of her house cleaning! Oh yes we have visitors this arvo!!! and rellies staying for a week, that is why she is going mad in the house. Well while Jill is away Gerard does not clean up the way Jill likes so she has to do it all! and I bet she will be a grumpy old thing as she will be in a lot of pain after this lot!!
Oh well not for me to worry about I think I will go and see where the cats are and give them a bit of a hard time. Yep that will be some fun.
gotta go now. see ya!!!
At the moment while I sit in the spare bedroom typing away, Jill looks as if she has done a round of tennis!! Nup hang on a tic, if you know Jill, she cannot even run to save her life... chuckle chuckle. I will tell you a secret but you must not tell anyone. O.K?
Weeeell while Machele and my buddy Tamyka were here over Christmas, they consumed a humungous amount of chocolate, I had not better tell you how many FAMILY blocks of Cadbury's they shared, oh with Tamyka and of course Gerard too, but I bet Jill ate the most, not to mention Kate and Matt gave Jill some of those divine breath in....... hmmmm sniff sniff oh yes yes! the licorice sticks covered in chocolate, not just a few but a whole big container of them and I reckon she ate 80percent of them!!! What a guts, she did not even offer me not one little piece and I just adore chocolate, I could have eaten the crumbs of chocolate if there were any :(
but no sir reeeee. and what is more Jill found this absolutely faaaantastic recipe for glazed nuts. Ooooh just so moreish. the smell drove me crazy. She made up some batches for Christmas pressies and them made up some more while here with the girls, well Machele and Jill finished the first lot pretty quick smart and then Jill made some more and I won't tell you how much she did make 'cos I will not be allowed in the house any more!! But let me tell you this!!!! Gerard and I did not see any of them!! Not to mention the other boxes of ................ and ............... and ...........
That is it I am not telling you any more, I have told you too much already, quick where is that band aid???????
So where was I? Tennis?? oh yes, she is so unfit and sooo heavy - snigger... that she is sweating so much, her hair is dripping and all she has done is simply pick up some bits and pieces, clean up the bathroom and hey lets face it it is not that hard a job now is it???? Scrubbing the toilet on all fours, hey that is easy for me I get around on all fours anyway! Cleaning the shower, hey easy, I can jump to the top of the glass screen and then slide down with my fur to wash it and rinse it off! The recess? well I can use my big clumsy feet and practice skating in there that will clean it! I could then have a bath in the basin after I have used my fluffy tail to clean the mirror and tiles. Hey this sounds like fun! easy peasy.... Then vacuuming up all the hair and stuff, well I could use my nose to blow it all away, washing the floor is another thing, hmmm I could use ............ let me think here........ oh I know I could use my ears, they are long enough to make a good mop! See there it is all done! just like that!! Oh I had better be careful or Jill will make me do it all and I am not really that much of a domestic rabbit. Hey hang on I do use the litter tray and I don't eat the electrical cords any more, mainly 'cos they are covered up and I don't chew on that expensive pure wool dressing gown anymore that was hanging in the wardrobe. Do you know sometimes I would sneak into the wardrobe when no one was looking if the door was left open and boy what fun. So many long fabrics just hanging there waiting for me to rub my face and ears on and to have a nibble now and again, 'cos sometimes it is just fun to eat other stuff for a change. One time when no one was looking I found Kate's bedroom door had not been shut properly and with a little bit of brute force I managed to get it open and hop on her bed. Oooh it is sooo soft and such lovely bits of fabric were on it! Oh yes there were jeans, little tops, tshirts, undies etc and what a great time I had. I nibbled holes in some of her gorgeous new tops just where everyone could see them, her jeans too tasted just great and did I mention zips??? well they are the greatest for when you have a nagging tooth to grind your teeth on especially the plastic ones 'cos when you chew them they coil up and cannot be done up again!!! It was so much fun, I had such a great time in there, hey I was a good girl I did not pee on the bed!! I learnt not to do that after many scoldings. Or eat any of her cords lying around. But it is so nice and soft on the bed, I wanted to have a snooze but thought better of it as I had been in there long enough and did not want to get caught, luckily Kate was at school then and where Jill was? oh probably sleeping on the couch or playing silly games on the computer as usual!!! So out I went back the way I came through the now open slightly door, omg how am I going to pull it shut??? Hey what the heck now that I have had such a busy day I will wander off and have a sleep and by the time Kate gets home, hey I will be no where to be seen. Oh I hope I did not leave any pressies on the bed?? Now did I??? No no no of course not!
So you should have been a fly on the wall when Kate got home, boy was I in such huge huge huge trouble. I was locked out of her room totally for ages, she would not give me any nose rubs or play with me for ages. I tried to snuggle up to her but she pushed me away. Boy what it is like to feel like a poor dejected bunny turned away and put in the corner and locked out her room, it was the pits!
She got over it pretty quickly, well I thought she did, did not see her wearing any of the clothes that I had so carefully added my artistic touch to, don't know why not, I thought they were just the best designs I had done for a long time. A lot easier getting to them on the bed than stretching up in the wardrobe to reach those clothes that are a bit too high.
Well it looks like Jill has had enough rest and is on to round 2 of her house cleaning! Oh yes we have visitors this arvo!!! and rellies staying for a week, that is why she is going mad in the house. Well while Jill is away Gerard does not clean up the way Jill likes so she has to do it all! and I bet she will be a grumpy old thing as she will be in a lot of pain after this lot!!
Oh well not for me to worry about I think I will go and see where the cats are and give them a bit of a hard time. Yep that will be some fun.
gotta go now. see ya!!!
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